My Dear Husband,
It recently came to my attention that we will not be in the same city on your birthday.
This realization was a crippling one – as you know how I feel about birthdays, holidays, any excuse to celebrate anything – BUT ESPECIALLY birthdays. Although I am greatly pained to not be waking you up early, leaping around you, tossing confetti and burning the house down with a million candles – I thought I would throw together a sweet ‘vid for your birthday pleasure (I apologize in advance for the blurriness, the unpolished presentation and any other flaws will undoubtedly crop up – stupid technology).
You are one of the most frustrating, stubborn, irritating, and straight up bewildering people I’ve ever had the pleasure of marrying. I truly have never loved nor loathed a person so strongly as I do you – which I am taking as a great sign. I am so proud of you and what you are accomplishing (stay tuned for my next film “Kevin And All His Accomplishments – An Accounting Journey”) and I am MOST proud that you continue to have birthdays… for me to celebrate.
I miss you and love you on this birthday…
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPYYY BIRTHDAY!!!!!