A Letter To The 40 Week Baby

40 weeks. We’ve hit the ‘guestimated’ arrival time of you, the new person. Because I am CONFIDENT I will never be truly ready, I just wanted to assure you that I am madly comfortable with an overdue baby. I think it’s genius. Bonus time. Thanks in advance. Just so you know, I’ve been feeling great…

The 15 Faces of Pregnancy

1. WE ARE GONNA MAKE A BABYYYY – SEXY, SEXY, SEXY TIMMMEEEEEE! THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN AND EASY! WOOOHOOOOOOOO! 2. I’mmmmm sorry – my odds for getting pregnant each month are what?! 9,000,000,000 to 1? As in – the whole ‘if you don’t use protection ALWAYS – YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AT THE…

The Perfect Birth Plan

With the impending ‘expulsion of baby’ looming before me – I thought it was high time I put together a concrete, realistic and achievable birth plan. Being new to the world of baby birthing, I took to the inter-web to guide me in the putting together of this document. BABY ENNS #1 – BIRTH PLAN:…

Pregnancy is…

7 months in. Pregnancy has shown itself to be MANY things.   Pregnancy is… sobbing while taking your dogs for their night time walk because you realize you’re wearing high-quality, wing-tipped eyeliner that will take some effort to remove – making your bedtime routine longer – getting you to bed later. And bed is all…