Tag: The bachelorette

The Battle Of The Boobs

Well – the newest season of The Bachelor has sucked us in once again. Nick Viall is BACK… Again… But this time, it’s to find TRUE love (for real like actually guys – like – he might only try a couple more times after this… So buckle up).   Episode 2: The Sum Up The…

The Bachelor: S20 E09

  The Overview: At last! We have arrived at THE episode exploding with sexual tension, awkwardness, and awfulness! Two words: Fantasy Suites. The setting for this tortuous week? The tropical land of Jamaica. Ben can’t wait to get this week underway and he let’s everyone watching at home know that he is so excited to do…

The Bachelor S20 E05

The Bachelor. A glittery show made up of dozens of bachelorettes from heaven, hell, and funny farms, a handsome bachelor determined to find his mate and all the tears, spray tans and misguided attitudes one can tolerate before vomiting into one’s own shoes. The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 5… The Summary. The Overview: Ben and…

The Bachelor: S20 E03

Flight! Cankles! Tears! And self doubt! The Bachelor never disappoints. The Overview: A scintillating episode to be sureeeee. For starters, Ben is handsome in powder blue and he drove a car – AGAIN! SQUEAAAALLLLLLLLLL* If you are a female, you probably weren’t able to concentrate on anything else the entire episode… which is why this…

The Bachelor: S20 E02

Oh. Sweet. Mother. Whatever did we do to deserve The Bachelor/Bachelorette? Somewhere between the creation of mankind and present day we did something right and have been blessed with this incredible gift. I was late to The Bachelor game. Like… roughly 20 years late. I was a judger, an eye-roller and an all around hater….